Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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