Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
third nipple confirmed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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