make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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