If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
