gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Can Purell be used as lube?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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