i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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