Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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