Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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