physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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