i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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