How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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