I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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