im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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