I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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