Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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