Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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