You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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