He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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