Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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