I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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