Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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