PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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