She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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