I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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