with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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