Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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