Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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