If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she looked like the before picture.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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