i permit you to call me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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