You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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