Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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