I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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