Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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