Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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