the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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