u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I want to stick my p in your. b.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The adults are the big ones right?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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