I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
