Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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