i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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