I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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