Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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