i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
