found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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