Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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