After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize