I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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