So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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