I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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