Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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