I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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