if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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