Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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