they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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