he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
is it fun? or sober?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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