Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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