Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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