i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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