I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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