how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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